|MR. MORIBUND, your
host with the most since he gave up the ghost, is a graduate of the
Dwight Frye High class of 1931, and a dropout of Humpherey
Hunchback's School for Horror Hosts By Mail. He enjoys coffee,
80s hardcore punk, and long walks in the fog by the swamp.
|CADAVERA THE CLOWN,
our beloved mascot, was discovered in our studio's basement afer being
trapped there for over a decade when her children's show was cancelled.
She really hasn't been the same since.
|CARL is our
exterminator. Or plumber. Or mailman. Or maybe all of them, and more.
All we know
is that whenever something needs to be done, he shows up to do it.
|DAFFODIL is a
monster created from spare parts that Moribund had laying around the
laboratory. He's a faithful servant and a kind soul.
|LADY LACRIMOSE is
Moribund's high school nemesis and rival horror host, whose show was
cancelled after a terrible flame war with the writers. With actual
flame. She now has designs on Moribund's show, but she'll settle for
putting him six feet under.
|MRS. MARSHWATER is
our conniving landlady. When she's not trying to
evict us, she's usually trying to find some way to weasel herself into
|RUPRECHT is our
vampiric next-door neighbor, and is usually interrupting the show to
borrow something, be a general nuisance, or complain when Moribund is
playing his guitar too loudly.
SPECIMEN 7718, is a human/scorpion hybrid that escaped from a secret
government experimental facility and decided to go into voiceover work.
She's also quite adept at playing the bass guitar.
|THE STAGE MANGLER is
wanted in 13 states for crimes against theatre. His short temper,
violent outbursts, and contempt for all living things make him a
perfect stage manager for our performances.
Moribund's runaway niece who ecaped her parents' plans to have her join
the legions of the undead, so that she could pursue her true
dream: a career in dance. She's hoping that she can get her big break
with the exposure she'll get on her uncle's show... the poor, foolish
|HAYLEY THE SHREW
made a brief appearance in our "Killer Shrews" episode, but disappeared
shortly after. We're hoping Carl didn't exterminate her, but if so, he
was really just doing his job. Give him a break. Jeeze.
|SCARY JERRY is
MORIBAND'S drummer. He's an okay guy, we guess. A really good drummer,
but he sort of keeps to himself and doesn't say too much. That's
probably a red flag or something. Maybe just don't look him in the eye
or make any sudden moves around him, just to be safe, okay?